Why I Don't Cook...

Me: Jase, what do you want for breakfast?

Jase: Peanut butter and apple jelly.

Me: Not for breakfast. What do you want for breakfast? Waffle or cereal?

Jase: Umm, waffle.

Me: Ok.

Jase: But don't burn it.

The next morning.

The same scenario plays out...

Me: Jase, what do you want for breakfast?

Jase: Just toast.

Me: One piece or two?

Jase: Just one. And don't burn it.

So apparently I can't even cook waffles or toast. Ha!